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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • bonfire921@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Ah of course, the well known Highly Transmittable Male Ligma

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      What’s ligma? /s

      • MsFlammkuchen@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        1 year ago

        The modern version of a henway

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    Do you have CSS as well? I heard if you get one you probably have the other.

    • swab148@startrek.website
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      Yeah, I do. It’s over there, slightly to the left

      • Ziglin (they/them)@lemmy.world
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        Huh I always thought most people got that somewhere in their head…

    • RiQuY@lemm.ee
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      You should get checked about JS too, I’ve heard it is the worst one of them.

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        Yeah it is but the doc can write you a script for that.

  • Reacher@lemmy.world
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    Really? 50%?

    • zenharbinger@lemmy.world
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      angry upvote

  • fin@sh.itjust.works
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    How about HDMI?

    • macniel@feddit.de
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      The most terrible and awful disease.

      • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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        I thought it was an infection…

        • macniel@feddit.de
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          both, both is good.

  • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee
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    std::cout << “Do you have HTML?”;

    • OpenStars@startrek.website
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      Don’t forget the endl !

      • lightnegative@lemmy.world
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        endSegmentation fault. Core dumped

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          Oh right, the real end-of-line! :-P

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    HTML has nothing to do with sex.

    • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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      What you mean, pornhub has HTML.

    • OpenStars@startrek.website
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      I

      • MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml
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        I’m afraid this will be underappreciated, but you have my upvote.

        …and my axe (or something)

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          Okay then - I mean it’s a missed opportunity to also choose this guy’s wife (maybe Lemnify that a bit and say to also choose this person’s partner?), but it works for me! :-P

          • MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml
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            Can we pretend that I shared the “I understood that reference” Captain America meme right here where it belongs?

    • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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      If I had known that in college I might have gotten an actual STD.

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    43 percent thought God helped Tim Tebow throw touchdowns. Let’s keep this going.

    What keeping this going might look like: Less than half can name all 3 branches of US government, with 26 percent unable to name a single branch.

    Only about one third of Americans know that it’s Thomas Jefferson on the nickel.

    These people vote.

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    Only 1 in 100 Americans knows that HTML was named for “hot metal” after a type of ancient torture device.

  • Leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Surely you mean <ul>…<ol>…</ol></ul>

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    As long as they don’t screw with the code

  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    Searx (search engine) : how to treat Html?

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    They might have a point.

  • 7uWqKj@lemmy.world
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    Half of them, seriously?

  • Bizzle@lemmy.world
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    They say sixty-five percent of all statistics

    Are made up right there on the spot

    Eighty-two-point-four percent of people believe 'em

    Whether they’re accurate statistics or not

    Now, I don’t know what you believe

    But I do know there’s no doubt

    I need another double-shot of something ninety-proof

    I got too much to think about

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