Just take a common word and remove a vowel or two. That’s still hip, right?

We got Gimp 3 before The Winds of Winter.

99.000004%

I wish I could go to sleep at any time of day with just a bucket.

I always thought it was Cary Elwes.

Pascal, too.

Their brain is a neural-net processor, a learning computer, but Skynet sets the switch to read-only when they’re sent out alone.

“Oy! Guv! This here’s a rock, innit?”

Yeah, basically. The most useful thing Google Maps does is work out which buses and transfers you have to take to get between one location and another, and until I can find a replacement for that I’m stuck with it.

Doesn’t do bus routes. Guess I’m still stuck with Google.

Which means it’s just about due.

Just set up a drinking bird to set off AHK.

Do you ever list your job title as Batman?

Basically the scheme from Office Space Superman III

Just wait until they get a turkey stuck on their head.

Flawless victory.

The ones who don’t make dumb mistakes don’t get caught.

I heard she got married on the fifth day of May.

Redstone it is, then.

The new version isn’t backward-compatible and now you’ve got to re-write your whole project.