I always thought it was Cary Elwes.

Pascal, too.

Their brain is a neural-net processor, a learning computer, but Skynet sets the switch to read-only when they’re sent out alone.

“Oy! Guv! This here’s a rock, innit?”

Yeah, basically. The most useful thing Google Maps does is work out which buses and transfers you have to take to get between one location and another, and until I can find a replacement for that I’m stuck with it.

Doesn’t do bus routes. Guess I’m still stuck with Google.

Which means it’s just about due.

Just set up a drinking bird to set off AHK.

Do you ever list your job title as Batman?

Basically the scheme from Office Space Superman III

Just wait until they get a turkey stuck on their head.

Flawless victory.

The ones who don’t make dumb mistakes don’t get caught.

I heard she got married on the fifth day of May.

Redstone it is, then.

The new version isn’t backward-compatible and now you’ve got to re-write your whole project.

Guessing at what the programmer wants instead of implementing consistent behaviour is what Javascript does. Do you want Python to become Javascript?

Eight Megs And Constantly Swapping