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ElCanut@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

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ElCanut@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • LoudWaterHombre@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 year ago

    You guys leave work?

  • _____@lemm.ee
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    I’m a bit of a 3-4 pm leaver (always do stuff on schedule)

  • HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com
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    as my pay has gone down relative to inflation the amount of fucks I give goes down.

    • root@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Act your wage

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      • HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com
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        1 year ago

        I like that and am going to steal it.

        • root@lemmy.world
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          1 year ago

          Please do. I too stole it.

          • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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            1 year ago

            Just remember to steal some stationary as well.

            • alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml
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              If you’re not stealing from work, you’re stealing from your family.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Due to inflation I now leave at 3:30

  • sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Really? Am I the only one: “just” fixing this one thing before go home?

    • ursakhiin@beehaw.org
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      I only do that when the problem space is interesting.

      Most developers are just implementing CRUD using a framework that does most of the work. There isn’t the interest motivation to keep on trying to fix things.

  • Zink@programming.dev
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    I typically stay at work until 5pm because I make no effort to come in early and I take long lunch breaks.

    This place is an absolute ghost town by 5, and it makes me happy to see that. It seems people mostly have their heads on straight here.

    • Epzillon@lemmy.ml
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      Same at my new place, i tend to take a shorter lunch and leave earlier, i usually get into office at 8am or slightly before

  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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    My job involves going out to sites to install equipment sometimes. This means as long as I’m walking out with a box in my hand I can leave whenever I want. My boss doesn’t care where I am as long as things get done.

    • krashmo@lemmy.world
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      My boss doesn’t care if I log in at 11 and log out at 3 with a 2 hour lunch in the middle, but to be fair, my boss is me and I’m pretty chill.

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        Can you be my boss plz?

  • my_hat_stinks@programming.dev
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    I leave on time, how is that an insult? I’d be much more insulted if someone asked me to work for them for free. That’s what unpaid overtime is.

    • Carighan Maconar@lemmy.world
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      “Quiet quitting” 😂

      Because yeah, you only do the job they pay you for, how dare you!

      • Zink@programming.dev
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        I think “quiet quitting” is just the white collar equivalent to the more blue collar “nobody wants to work anymore!”

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        Today I sat down at the computer around 8:30, had lunch around 10:55 - 12:00, then at 13:00 - 14:30 I went for a walk with my wife and 6 month old son to feed ducks which he absolutely loved, and I stopped working at 16:10. Adding all that together should equal to… I don’t care. The company who bought us and ruined everything had a 1.5 hrs townhall yesterday with 880 attendees, equating to some €30k lost in man power.

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      I think they meant the “finance guy” insulted the whole “race” of “developers”, but otherwise they agree.

    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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      It’s a compliment. You’re skilled and valuable enough that the company won’t dare to give you any bullshit for leaving on time.

  • DJDarren@thelemmy.club
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    My company finishes at 4. 3:56 every day I clock out so I can get out of the yard before everyone else and not get stuck in traffic.

    My mama didn’t raise no fools. Well, apart from my little brother.

    • Jolteon@lemmy.zip
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      Leave home 5 minutes early, and leave work 5 minutes early. Both of which will probably save you a bunch of driving time.

  • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Who isn’t racing out the door at 5pm? I trade labor for wages, I’m not sticking around for unpaid overtime just to make some investor who’s never worked a day in his life even richer.

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      These are the same people who measure lunch breaks by the second and suddenly become careless with clock after 5

  • heavy@sh.itjust.works
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    Brother, life is too short not to leave when you want.

  • Iron Sight OS@lemmy.world
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    Game developers: 🥲

    • Sylvartas@lemmy.world
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      Can unfortunately confirm

  • 1984@lemmy.today
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    I leave at 3 pm on office days to beat traffic. Everyone does that. What is this 5 pm thing he talks about? Must be America…

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      I used to arrive promptly at 7am, and clock out at 3:30pm.

      The bus to the office was always empty.

      The bus home was always packed.

      Now I work from home

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      How do you beat traffic if everyone does it?

      • 1984@lemmy.today
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        I knew someone would see the logical flaw here… :)

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      When I worked in healthcare there were days where I clocked in at 7am and was forced to keep working until 11pm without any lunch or dinner break. Worker rights in the US are almost completely non-existent and the way some workers get treated is hellish

      • 1984@lemmy.today
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        The US values company profits over all else. It’s different in Europe because we have legal protections.

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          Too true. I would give my right hand to live in Europe rather than the US.

  • coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works
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    Not everyone has a coke budget 😞

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    Ops is like Hotel California.

    • DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s very true indeed.

  • propter_hog [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    Get a government job; everybody leaves at 5pm

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